invisiblechell:

christiandevil7:

queenieeegoldstein:

bace-jeleren:

talk-crafty-to-me:

I will never stop loving this

i FINALLY FOUND IT

fall out boy featured this in their fucking concert during the song I don’t care

This is glorious

Here’s the video BTW

Anonymous: question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients for

fuckingrecipes:

Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites. 

Fuck that bullshit. 

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract. 

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter. 

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long. 

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends. 

orange-juice-sans:

say what you will about gen z but being able to say “it is wednesday my dudes” in the middle of a class and knowing they will respond with an ungodly screech? absolutely unbeatable

he-woke-up-dead:

oppressreylos:

lakevida:

i’m familiar with self care

At first glance I thought this was a meme about the presidential alert

beyoncescock:

tairabeara:

imaginarycircus:

Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

This is fucking hilarious.

@thor return it

hollyblueagate:

the ONLY binary category we should be splitting ourselves us into is “graphite embedded in your skin from getting stabbed with a pencil in fourth grade” vs “leadless”

ankle-beez:

bnha is just studio bones’ GoFundMe for them to make Mob Psycho 100

missmamibee:

mo-bu:

angery boy… pleased boy!

jiang-she:

In which Alphys makes Hatsune Miku a body

theoriginalpanamajack:

spicydickjalapenos:

junkfood-junkiee:

arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

This is so cute and I’m amazed at how many older generations they have

This so adorable 😩

Oh this is so pure 😭😭😭

pukicho:

theirisianprincess:

pukicho:

The future: Holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by hatsune miku 

just 12?

It’ll be 13 if you don’t stop asking questions

elasticitymudflap:

how to fix it:

1. Ctrl+F
2. type in “http” in the search bar and “https” under the ‘replace’ box
3. hit “all”
4. now your theme will allow you to save
5. ?????
6. hell site

ankle-beez:

bnha is just studio bones’ GoFundMe for them to make Mob Psycho 100